I get that these new alt costumes are part of Samus’s history, but seriously, it’s just so degrading to her, Nintendo been doing nothing but treating Samus like a glorified sex object, and it’s just such a disgrace to her.

I hate clones. Does it show? I’m sorry if you’re a Lucina fan, but she looks like she’s going to be the worst one yet. On the other hand, Robin looks super awesome and a totally cool addition to the cast, I was really worried they were going to add Chrom.

Lucina – base Marth sprite by Glukom

Dr. Mario – Deekman and Rogultgot

Pichu – Trick-ortreater

I promised myself I’d update at least once this month… seriously though, Ike? Really? How many throwaways are they going to keep? Next thing you know they’ll be announcing the return of Pichu.

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Toon Link: Angelglory and SmithyGCN

Master Hand: Grim

So, anyone keeping up with smash bros news knows that Greninja was just announced for the game. I think it was a great choice, he’s going to fit right in. And yet during his introduction video I noticed they put a lot of emphasis on how the other pokemon get cool new mega evoultions while he just sort of had to deal with it. I’m sure he feels kind of left out.

Greninja – Quanyails

Mega Lucario – iiHurricane

Mega Charizard X – MinhNerd

I just found out that Homestar Runner updated a few days ago for the first time in years. It almost made me forget about the How I Met Your Mother finale.

So I guess at some point Nintendo just straight up bought Sonic from Sega and decided not to tell anyone, and Link Sonic is their way of hazing the new guy. Maybe they’ll snatch up Pac man next. I can’t be the only guy dying to see a Pac man Kirby crossover.